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Capricorn


shitthesignssay:

How to make them happy:

  • highlight their accomplishments
  • make them laugh
  • give them well thought out presents

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shitthesignssay:

“capricorn being rejected for being such a bitch”

shitthesignssay:

“capricorn being rejected for being such a bitch”


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shitthesignssay:

” A capricorn getting fired.”

shitthesignssay:

” A capricorn getting fired.”


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shitthesignssay:

“capricorn trying to get the last word in a fight”

shitthesignssay:

“capricorn trying to get the last word in a fight”


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Anonymous
A small emperor penguin waddles up to you, holding up a sign. The sign reads “I am the anonymous love penguin. You are loved, and you may hug me. When you are done, send me to five friends to let them know they are loved as well.”


AWWW YOU ARE SO CUTE.

-sends him to everyone after a big hug.-


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Can someone please take these babies?


theduchyofluxy:

Please don’t make me pay for diapers.

Please don’t make me pay for baby food.

Please don’t make me clear a space to keep them.

BABIES?

Can I have one?


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tomato-teaparty:

chronic-mastication:

Favorite food combinations, Fish and chips : 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 56 / 7 / 8 / 9

THE BEST OF THE FOOD PORN

OMG I LOVE FISH AND CHIPS AHHHHH


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“Layers” Character Meme


LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE

  • Name: Nikole Carter
  • Eye Color: Copper Brown
  • Hair Style/Color: Bright Blonde, cut short in a bob, even though it is wavy.
  • Height: 160cm (about 5’3”)
  • Clothing Style: Retro Indie-ish, She loves whites and pinks to wear.
  • Best Physical Feature: Her face, it’s round and has freckles and a cute little nose.
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
  • Your Fears: Being alone, losing her family and her friends. Failure.
  • Your Guilty Pleasure: Taking pictures of cake, cakes, sweets of any kind.
  • Your Biggest Pet Peeve: Rude people, People who think they are better than others. People who rub their success in the face of others.
  • Your Ambition for the Future:  To be a Photographer for National Geographic.
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
  • Your First Thoughts Waking Up: “What time is it? 7am? Five more minutes…”
  • What You Think About the Most:  What she’ll photograph next, cameras, and maybe cute boys.
  • What You Think About Before Bed: ”I’ll get my money shot tomorrow…”
  • You Think Your Best Quality Is: ”My Smile”
LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
  • Single or Group Dates: Group dates. More friends, more fun, more picture subjects.
  • To be Loved or Respected: Respect is better, you cannot have love without respect.
  • Beauty or Brains: Brains.
  • Dogs or Cats: I’m a dog person, personally.
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
  • Lie: Yes.
  • Believe in Yourself: Sometimes
  • Believe in Love: I do.
  • Want Someone: -Shy nod-
LAYER SIX: EVER?
  • Been on Stage: Nope.
  • Done Drugs: Never
  • Changed Who You Were to Fit In: … yes. I think so.
LAYER SEVEN: FAVOURITES
  • Favorite Colour: Green!
  • Favorite Animal: DOLPHINS
  • Favorite Movie: Princess and the Frog, or Brave.
  • Favorite Game: There are a few on my iPod: Virtual Villagers, Tiny Tower, Draw Something
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
  • Day Your Next Birthday Will Be: December 26th
  • How Old Will You Be: 34!
  • Age You Lost Your Virginity: I haven’t yet…
  • Does Age Matter: Nope!
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
  • Best Personality: Someone who is sweet, cute, honest, loyal, and is very photogenic
  • Best Eye Color: I don’t care about that.
  • Best Hair Color: Doesn’t matter at all.
  • Best thing to do With a Partner: Walks and laughs and taking pictures together.
LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
  • I love: taking pictures! 
  • I feel: a little lonesome…
  • I hide: my bad pictures
  • I miss: film.
  • I wish: that I could be a full country one day.

(Source: drfear)


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shitthesignssay:

“A capricorn when someone is being really obnoxious.”

shitthesignssay:

“A capricorn when someone is being really obnoxious.”